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BTS - jimin's adventure

  • Jimin - Lotion Heist (Written by S.O.K)
  • *Min Suga lays on his 10 ft Persian couch as J-hope massages his feet and V fans him with a feather*
  • Suga: its so nice to get a day off and relax
  • V: yea hyung you’ve been working really hard lately
  • J-hope: what are u talking about, he’s been laying there like that for a week
  • Suga: quiET, I need quiet
  • Jin: well that’s too bad princess, this is the room with the nicest mirror so you’re gonna have to listen to me talking to myself
  • Suga: *snaps his fingers* taehyung
  • V: im on it
  • *Taehyung picks up a screaming and struggling jin off the ground and carries him out of the room*
  • Rapmon: where is he taking him
  • Suga: the dungeons where he can join all the other slaves
  • Rapmon: u mean jungkook
  • Suga: and sometimes jimin
  • Jimin: did someone say my name ??
  • Suga: uhhHH
  • Jimin: hello, i can see you are not busy
  • Suga: actually I am, im really busy
  • Jimin: yea….you’re busy being glorious
  • Suga: ok fine you can come in. but dont bother me jimin, im trying to have a peaceful moment ok
  • Jimin: the world is never truly at peace
  • Suga: wha-
  • Jimin: there will always be tears. always be pain
  • Suga: can you shuT up
  • Jimin: these wars are everlasting
  • Suga: ok you know what, jimin, come here
  • Jimin: yes hyung
  • Suga: I have a misson for you
  • Jimin: yes hyung, anything
  • Suga: it seems hoseok is running out of lotion for my feet, go away and get me more
  • Jimin: wOw…..thank u for giving me a task of such importance
  • Suga: take taehyung with you. and be very careful, anything could go wrong
  • *at the store*
  • Jimin: ok taehyung, yoongi hyung only uses a very special kind of lotion. Its located in the most sacred part of the store
  • V: ooooo where
  • Jimin: skin care
  • V: ahhh *heads towards the skin care section*
  • Jimin: omg STOP! You can’t just walk right in. jeez haven’t you ever bought high class lotion before? there is a specific and proper process.
  • V: ummmm
  • Jimin: this product is limited edition and in high demand. There will be others who want it….they’re probably here with us right now…
  • V: so what should we do
  • Jimin: we need to get the whole stock for hyung. walk slowly…don’t look suspicious.
  • V: how would they know we’re after the lotion
  • Jimin: are u kidding, anyone could tell what we came for by our radiant skin
  • V: jimin….is that it
  • Jimin: dOn’t look directly at it
  • V: sorry sorry, the thrill of this mission is just making me nervous
  • Jimin: *panting* its ok its ok I’m getting an adrenaline rush also….which will be perfect to snatch that lotion
  • With his powerful thighs, he runs at the speed of light to get to the lotion. He reaches out but….another hand is already there
  • Jimin: jin!!!
  • Jin: jhahahAH you thought I was gonna let tht bitch yoongi get all the good lotion? Hell nO, my skin is much more important
  • Jimin: jin, you don’t wanna do this. Give me back the lotion
  • Jin: o really what are u gonna do hhAHAHA-
  • *Jimin suddenly does a triple backflip and knocks jin out*
  • Jimin: *blows on his fist* sorry hyung, had to be done
  • V: …..jimin, that was majestic. I’ve never been so turned on in my life
  • Jimin: that’s what happens when you’re rolling with ziimmiiiinnnnnn
  • V: whoa I think his lips are swollen
  • V and jimin: …..haHAHAHAAHAHHHAHH
  • Jimin: good one taehyung, come on lets go pay for this lotion and deliver it to our master
  • *Back at suga’s pimphouse*
  • Suga: ah, you have returned
  • Jimin: yUp…we ran into some trouble but…nothing we couldn’t handle
  • Suga: you are a brave and courageous one park jimin, more worthy than any of my other slaves
  • J-hope: literally all he did was get you lotion
  • Suga: and all you do, foolish one, is complain
  • J-hope: and rub your dryass feet
  • suga: there you go again
  • Jimin: taehyung and I shall take our leave now
  • Suga: go on, young warriors
  • V: jimin that was really great, I think we really gained yoongi’s respect today
  • Jimin: of course, how could he neglect our super skillz….but…..do you wanna know something
  • V: what
  • Jimin: when we bought that lotion, the cashier said it was $5.95……..i only gave her $5.90
  • V: …..really
  • Jimin: I was really caught up in the high of beating up Jin, I couldn’t control myself
  • V: jimin you are sO amazing when you break the law
  • Jimin: i know
  • V: do u wanna go steal jin's wallet
  • Jimin: i thought you'd never ask

rivailleackerman:

LeviWeek II Day 6: AUs 
↳ Humanity’s most effective cleaning service. Your counterattack against dust begins now! (x)

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mini-momo asked: Can you do exo gif reaction if they had a huge crush on you and you are being friendly with your guy best friend but they don't know that he's just a friend? Thank yous :)

exopreferences:

Xiumin:

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Luhan:

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Kris:

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Suho:

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Lay:

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Baekhyun:

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Chen:

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Chanyeol:

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D.O:

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Tao:

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Kai:

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Sehun:

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rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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“The manager hyungs get tired. They also tell me to sit in the way back in the car if possible. They say it’s because my voice is so loud. Have a rich powerful voice is a good thing.”- Park Chanyeol 

“The manager hyungs get tired. They also tell me to sit in the way back in the car if possible. They say it’s because my voice is so loud. Have a rich powerful voice is a good thing.”- Park Chanyeol 

(Source: kaiscrotch, via suhocean)

I’m unsure who is the creepiest in EXO

allhailthe-maknae:

D.O 

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Or Luhan

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D.O

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Luhan

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D.O

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Luhan

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D.O

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or you know, Chanyeol 

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se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

lacigreen:

snarkenstone:

On the left we have the lyrics from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On the right we rape survivors participating in Project Unbreakable, showing the various things that were said to them by their rapist.

From the Mouths of Rapist: The Lyrics to Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines

i think this is the most powerful photoset i’ve ever seen on tumblr.

Reblogging until you understand why this song is so vile

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