cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

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xgames:

On August 1, eight of the world’s premiere street skaters are going to be competing at the ESPN headquarters in Bristol, CT including X Games champ @chriscobracole . Check the teaser for ESPN Game Of Skate at XGames.com

#espngameofskate 

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xgames:

On August 1, eight of the world’s premiere street skaters are going to be competing at the ESPN headquarters in Bristol, CT including X Games champ @chriscobracole . Check the teaser for ESPN Game Of Skate at XGames.com

#espngameofskate

đź“· @espn_images